***Pre-order now to deliver in early November. All pre-orders will ship with a special pencil***

The pessimist's favorite planner! From January through December 2026, this planner will be sure to help you track your entire year with ease.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best is the motto. Things may be bad, but that's nothing new. Keep track of your weekly schedule alongside various historical disasters from the 20th and 21st centuries.

Actual dimensions: approximately 6"x8"x.5"

Gray paper with black printing, and black paper with shiny silver printing!, black wire-o binding, silver foil-stamped black matte paper cover

For each month, there is a silver negative halftone image of a different disaster, as well as a helpful disaster-prep-(and aftermath)-related checklist, and for each week, there is a small description of one or two featured disasters that happened that week. Minimalist design and typography. Three pertinent quotes featured at the beginning as an epigraph.

There are full month spreads and note sections accompanying each month and week page.